Flawless Face & Naughty Nips

Hey ladies,
I believe there might be truth to the old wives tale that baby girls strip the beauty from their moms, like tiny, super-vain incubi. I say this because A.) I'm leaving strands of my formerly lustrous locks all over Brooklyn; B.) My C-section pouch is getting pouchier, still; and C.) My complexion has gotten, well, WEIRD. By weird, I mean uneven-textured and slightly discolored in spots (my OB insists it's some very normal post-natal hormonal business). Obviously, I've been slathering on every glycolic peel known to man, but that stuff takes time to work! I found my instant gratification complexion perfector in Prescriptives' new Photocrome Light-Adjusting Makeup SPF 15 ($35). This extraordinarily lightweight foundation was actually formulated as an answer to the putting-every-pore-and-blemish-on-blast phenomenon caused by HD TV! It's blended with light-reflecting particles and pigments that make skin look even, super-smooth, and flawless in ANY light, all day and all night long. And the texture is totally dreamy--it's a cream to powder formula that's so weightless you'll feel like you're not wearing anything at all. Love, love, love. And I'm a person that usually LOATHES foundation of any kind. Absolutely perfect for a saucy Valentine's night--whether it's a sexy snuggle-fest or an all-night rager with le ladies.


Speaking of Valentine's Day sauciness, I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't put you on to Agent Provocateur Titillation Duo ($40). As if Agent Provocateur, with their sizzling hot lingerie, could get any naughtier, they've just debuted this little kit. The duo includes a delicious-smelling Lip Plumper and, hold onto your hats, a NIPPLE REFRESHER. Yep. It's a soothing, scented little balm that makes your ladies look and feel utterly irresistible. I dare you. I really dare you.

xoxo,
Tia