Thursday, October 13, 2005

Gone 'Till November

Hi Pretty Ladies,
I'm alive, I'm alive!! I haven't dropped off the face of the planet, I've just had a couple of, well, personal issues to deal with. No, no...nothing life-shattering, its just that last week I was given a final, don't-even-try-to-test-us-we're-so-over-your-
migraines/weddingplanning/writersblock/dramaqueenonsense deadline to finish my novel. So, on Monday I relocated to my parents summer home in Virginia Beach to focus on writing, writing, writing. I'll be gone for A MONTH, girls, and until the second week in November-ish I'll be missing you, my sexy husband, and my sexy dog which is more than I can bear.

I'll be thinking of you every day of my hiatus, and I swear on my Narciso Rodriguez fragrance that upon my return I'll be Shaking My Beauty with more ferver and fabulousness than ever before! In the meantime, I leave you with the following nuggets to tide you over:

1.) No matter what your lipstick color, dark lipliner is never okay. See Kim Mathers.
2.) Be mindful of your part when rocking a weave--no one wants to see the evidence, muffin.
3.) Yes, you're naturally cute. But EVERYONE can benefit from a little help, even if its just lipgloss.
4.) Just because its fall doesn't excuse Brontasaurus Toe. Even if no one sees it but you, a sweet pedicure makes you feel so much sexier.
5.) This isn't a beauty tip, but it's tres valuable: If you're ALWAYS calling him first, move the hell on.

Love ya, mean it! Please don't forget me while I'm slaving away!

big kiss,
Miss Tia if You're Nasty

p.s. Don't forget to check out THE BEAUTY OF COLOR, the new beauty book I co-wrote for Iman. Get it while it's hot off the presses!