Too Many Books in the Kitchen

Hey pumkins,
My hair is SHAMEFULLY filthy. But that's neither here nor there. I quickly wanted to alert my New York City, tri-state area girls to a delicious IT CHICKS event next week! On Tuesday, May 8th, I'm delighted to say I'll be doing a book signing at Harlem's infamously famous Hue-Man bookstore/cafe/notorious pick-up spizzot. Here are the deets:

DATE: Tuesday, May 8th
TIME: 3 PM
PLACE: Hue-Man Bookstore & Café
ADDRESS:
2319 Frederick Douglass Blvd
Between 124th and 125th Streets
Harlem World (where u at, Murda Mase?), NY 10027
Tel: 212-665-7400
Fax: 212-665-1071

I realize the 3pm call time is kind of impossible...it's really for the kids, you know, when they get out of school. But if you have a pushover boss or you're proudly in-between-jobs, stop on by! I'm just dying to meet you bombshells. Oh, and please don't judge me for wearing a @#$%-load of makeup...afterwards, I'll heading off to tape Fox New's notorious Red Eye panel, yet again. Here's hoping that, since last time, the Anne Coulter-in-sheep's-clothing has attended an Al Sharpton Sensitivity Seminar.

Love ya, you rude, thoughtless little PIGS!
[Forgive me. I've been itching to blurt that out to someone, ever since Alec Baldwin's Rage-Gate went down. You know I LIVE for you.]